Let them eat cake!....oh no! not CAKE!

(photo by NBear Leibowitz)

...CUPcakes, that is.

There is nothing more "horrifying" than seeing video of your child munching on a Safeway-bought cupcake with the rest of her classmates, especially if she is on a gfcf diet. I mean, sure - it was somebody's birthday and NBear was an active participant in the let's-belt-out-the-happy-birthday-song part, but oh...

As soon as the Huz said "NBear BETTER not be eating one of those cupcakes - if I see her eating one of them, I am going to be so mad! Everyone in that classroom was notified of her diet and..." the camera (as if on cue) panned to a giggly NBear, Safeway cupcake in hand, licking the icing (dairy, no doubt) off the top.

I didn't think it was possible for the Huz to turn any paler when he saw that.

But, he did.

"Hey, at least Mrs. A caught it (there was visual evidence to prove it) and threw it away - you've got to commend her for that part!", I added in meekly.

Silence.

Fade to black.